99 Reasons to Quit Smoking Audio Commentaries

Hear 99 inspiring, thought provoking & factual reasons to quit smoking recorded in high quality audio.

1. 1. You Won't Have To Pay More And More And More And More Each Year

2. 2. You'll Inhale Fewer Germs

3. 3. You'll Be Smarter Than Goofy

4. 4. Once You Quit, You'll Find It More Amusing That Tobacco Soup Smells Like Shit

5. 5. Smoking Can Cramp Your Style In The Bedroom

6. 6. Sever Yourself From The Sordid History Of Animal Testing In Smoking Research

7. 7. You'll Sleep Better

8. 8. Cool Bonuses At Work May Be In Your Future

9. 9. Quitting Is A Plausible Excuse To Play Computer Games

10. â??10. Nonsmokers Have Stronger Bones Than Smokers

11. 11. You Won't Have To Look At Those Horrible Antismoking Messages On Cigarette Packs

12. 12. That Ringing In Your Ears Will Be Sweet Music, Not Just...ringing In Your Ears

13. 13. You'll Have Less Chance Of Being Labeled A Wild, Troubled, Tragic Genius

14. 14. You'll Have More Dining And Barhopping Options On Overseas Vacations

15. â??15. You May Be Less Likely To Get Psoriasis

16. 16. Your Chance Of Having Cold Hands And Feet Will Go Down

17. 17. ...which Means You Can Reduce Your Risk Of Frostbite

18. 18. You Can Drink Less Coffee For The Same Buzzâ??and Save Money

19. 19. The Pill Suddenly Becomes A Lot Safer To Use

20. 20. Slow The Progression From Hiv To Aids

21. 21. You May Be Able To Cut Back On Your Dosage Of Certain Medications

22. 22. You'll Be Less Likely To Burn Down Your House

23. 23. You'll Cut Your Risk Of Crohn's Disease

24. 24. Save Moneyâ??lots Of Itâ??and Purchase More Important Luxuries, Like Gas

25. 25. If You Stop Buying Cigarettes Online, You'll Not Only Save Money, But You'll Also Chip Away At A Sleazy Business

26. 26. Decrease Your Risk Of Heart Disease And Heart Attack

27. 27. You'll Be Less Likely To Die Of A Brain Tumor

28. 28. You'll Brighten Up Your Choppers

29. â??29. You'll Be Less Wrinkly

30. 30. Cut The Risk Of Acid Reflux

31. 31. Carry A Smaller Purse Or Streamline Your Pants

32. 32. Enjoy Your Food More

33. 33. Preserve Your Sense Of Smell

34. 34. Eat Less. (despite Muting The Taste Buds, Smoking Brings Food Cravings Of Its Own.

35. 35. Avoid That Attractive "yellow Fingers" Look

36. 36. Keep Your Walls The Color You Painted Them

37. 37. Reduce The Premature Need For Expensive Hair Treatments

38. 38. Reduce The Need For Premature Hairpieces

39. 39. Cheer Up Without Meds

40. 40. You'd Fit In Nicely Working At Dell

41. 41. Protect Fido And Fluffy

42. 42. Get More Work Done At The Office

43. 43. No More Little, Round Burn Holes In Your Clothes Or Car Seats

44. 44. Cut Your Chances Of A Horrible Elevator Experience

45. 45. Save Water, Cut Your Carbon Footprint

46. 46. Save Trees, Cut Your Carbon Footprint

47. 47. If Obama Can Do It, So Can You

48. 48. Spend Less Time In The Dentist's Chair

49. 49. Save Money On Breath Fresheners

50. 50. Be Nagged Less

51. 51. Stop That Nagging Cough Too

52. 52. Use The Cigarette Lighter For A Higher Purpose: Keep Your Kids From Fighting In The Car

53. 53. Avoid Carbon Monoxide And Other Well-known Killers

54. 54. Your Life Insurance Rates Will Go Downâ??substantially...

55. 55. ...and Your Life Insurance Company May Even Bribe You To Quit

56. 56. You Won't Be Pumping Out Carcinogens Like A Soviet-era Steel Plant

57. 57. Your Wounds Will Heal Better

58. 58. Your Baby Will Be Safer

59. 59. Clean Up Your Children's Lungs.

60. 60. If You're Pregnant, You Can Leave The 70% Of Pregnant Smokers Who Can't Quit In Your Dust

61. 61. Experience Menopause As Scheduled, Not Before

62. â??62. Perk Up Those Sperm!

63. 63. Cut Down On Your Cadmium, Arsenic, N-nitrosamines, And Formaldehyde

64. 64. Earn More Money And Have More Job Options

65. 65. Date Moreâ??at Least In Canada...

66. 66. ...and Get Dumped Less

67. 67. Enjoy Chocolate More

68. 68. Get More Pleasure Out Of Life

69. 69. Crash Your Car Less Often

70. 70. Be Indoors More Often, Where It's Safer

71. 71. Be More Kissable

72. 72. Stop Being A Horrible Influence On Children.

73. 73. As We Said, You'll Stop Being A Horrible Influence On Children

74. 74. Your Children Will Even Have Healthier Teeth, For Crying Out Loud

75. 75. Your Mouth Will Be Better Off Too

76. 76. You'll Look Better In Front Of A Judge

77. 77. Preserve Your Eyesight

78. 78. If You Quit, It Will Be Easier For Your Partner To Quit

79. 79. No More Huffing And Puffing During Workouts

80. 80. Save Money On Dry Cleaning

81. â??81. Broaden Your Online Dating Options

82. â??82. Be Warmer In The Winter

83. 83. Contribute More To The Nation's Productivity

84. 84. Hold On To Your Marbles Longer

85. 85. Get Rid Of Genital Warts Faster

86. 86. Improve Your Chances Of Getting Pregnant: Part 1

87. 87. Improve Your Chances Of Getting Pregnant: Part 2

88. 88. Improve Your Chances Of Getting Pregnant: Part 3

89. 89. Improve Your Chances Of Having A Healthy Pregnancy

90. 90. Now That You're Pregnant, Improve Your Chances Of The Pregnancy Turning Out Well

91. 91. Another Reason You'll Improve Your Chances Of The Pregnancy Turning Out Well

92. 92. Less Chanceâ??if The Chinese Example Is Anything To Go Byâ??of Suffering Tobacco-induced Limp-noodle Syndrome, Which Is Not A Technical Term But You Get The Idea.

93. 93. You Could Save $14 Per Pack

94. 94. After You Quit, It Will Be Safe To Watch Mad Men

95. 95. You Will Be Much Less Likely To Be The Butt Of A Headline Like "smoking Woman In Air Rage"

96. â??96. You Will Laugh Less Self-consciously At A Headline Like "smoking Now Permitted Only In Special Room In Iowa"

97. 97. Your Family Will Be Happier, More Successful And Enjoy Life A Lot More?

98. 98. Isn't There A Bucket List You Want To Get To Right About Now?

99. 99. Oh, Did We Mention You'll Likely Live Longer?